Monday, February 26, 2007

The Imitators of Bond

March has begun. The movies of James Bond really took movies and TV by storm and especially after the release of Goldfinger. For the rest of the decade the studios scrambled to capitalize on its success. And that meant either spoof the success or make films that were entertaining. In this section I spotlight movies in the shadow of 007 and in this first part; how they spoofed them for laughs. Starting with series and ending up with individual films.

DEREK FLINT

After a string of supporting and co-staring roles, James Coburn hit it big by playing spy Derek Flint in 20th Century Fox's comedy spoof of the Bond series.

Our Man Flint

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Released at the start of 1966, Our Man Flint was a surprising hit. The movie begins with the world in trouble (how fitting) and the organization Z.O.W.I.E. (Zonal Organization World Intelligence Espionage) is looking for somebody to change it. They go to their computers and pick Derek Flint

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much to the dismay of boss Lloyd Cramden (Lee Cobb).

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He doesn't like his guts but has to let him take the case of scientists taking over the world. That's when they try to kill Flint and take several of the girls that he knows of hostage.

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I have seen the movie and I really liked it a lot. My favorite scene is early on when one of the people gets knocked out and Flint comes with the idea of shocking him back by letting Cramden puts his hand in the light socket (while still turned on) and hold his hand and his other on the man's chest. Gila Golan co-stars

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as does Irish actor Edward Mulhare and Benson Fong as one of the scientists.

Here is a scene early on in which Golan's character strangles the harp player and takes over and she tries to kill Flint with a poison dart from the harp string.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTn6hQehxiY
In Like Flint

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One year later a sequal followed: In Like Flint. This time around Flint (Coburn) is called by his boss Lloyd Cramden (Cobb)

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after when there is trouble surrounded the U.S. President (Andrew Duggan). Flint leaves for Russia where he finds out that the Soviets are planning to launch missiles into space; then he goes to the Bahamas and finds out that a bunch of women are there to become assassins.

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Jean Hale

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and Anna Lee co-star.

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The film's budget was nearly doubled from Our Man Flint and when the movie was released in the late winter of 1967, the film was sub par. As a result Fox pulled the plug on a third movie and I heard that The President's Analyst (with Coburn) was supposed to have been the Flint adaption.

Here's a clip from the movie in which the women explain to Flint on why they want to control the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8SpXLNtD3Y
MATT HELM

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At the same time (1965) Columbia was looking for something to capitalize on James Bond. They chose a series of novels written by Donald Hamilton in which the spy was named Matt Helm. The studio decided on making it a spoof and they surprised everyone by choosing Dean Martin (above) at the height of his popularity.

The Silencers

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The first Matt Helm movie was released early in 1966. It begins with Helm (Martin) who works for the Intelligence Counter Espionage (or ICE) and after a long period of romancing girls

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he gets back to work by taking the case regarding a mad man named Tung Tze (Victor Bruno-who had previously worked with Martin in 4 For Texas and Robin and the Seven Hoods); who works for an organization called "The Big O". He plans to hold the United States hostage and take over their nuclear and atomic bomb testing. Along the way, Helm gets help from Tina (Israel actress Dahlia Lavi),

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then replaces her with Gale Hendrix (Stella Stevens) as his female partner. Hendrix at the same time is known for her stupid acts. Helm eventually faces down Tze's organization. Some people think today Dean Martin playing Matt Helm was the low point of the Bond craze in the 60's because some felt it was a showcase for Dino's boozing lifestyle. The film also features Cyd Charisse as club performer Sarita (she was 44 at the time of the film's release!) and is in the revealing opening credits that seemed to be a precursor to Maurice Binder's opening credit sequence for Barbarella.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooY_iwUY91M
Don't believe me? Here it is for you to watch.

Murderer's Row

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Several months later another Matt Helm film was released: Murderer's Row. In this film Helm follows ICE's commands by faking his death (while in his swimming pool-style bathtub!)

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to go on another mission: To find Dr. Solaris and catch him because he has created a laser gun made of helium that could sink an entire continent. In The Silencers there was one foreign actress: Dahila Lavi. Now in the follow-up Murderer's Row there was TWO: Ann-Margret

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and Camilla Sparv as Coco Duquette.

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Both from Sweden! (What are the odds of that happening?) While Karl Malden also co-stars as the new boss of "Big O" (he was coming off the movie The Cincinnati Kid with Margret). Saprv would go on to co-star in the dark comedy Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round, which featured Derek Flint himself James Coburn!

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And in a ironic twist, the group Dino, Desi, and Billy makes an appearance (above, in the background) since that it featured Martin's son Dean Martin Jr. (who as you know later died while riding an Air Force jet).


The Ambushers

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By the time The Ambushers, the third Matt Helm film, came out in the fall of 1967 it was starting to become clear that the series was getting a little bit tiring.

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Helm heads to Acapulco after when a U.S. government saucer is snatched out from the sky by a laser heading by a Mexican scientist named Jose Ortega.

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When Helm arrives he is shocked to learn that Ortega has assigned women as assassins (a direct copycat from that year's In Like Flint).

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Helm then goes face to face with Ortega's main focus: Francesca Madeiros (German actress Senta Berger; or as I like to call her: "Good Berger!")

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before solving the saucer problem with Shelia-who was controlling it.

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The film has a infamous moment in which Martin gets into a fight inside a brewery (above) in which he gets sprayed and his head dunked in beer ("Booze heaven!" as what Dino would say).

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The Wrecking Crew

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Released at the beginning of 1969, The Wrecking Crew would turn out to be the last in the series; fitting as "The Decade" was ending.

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This time around Helm (Martin) goes to Denmark after a count is trying to steal gold away from the British government. Martin gets paired along side another German beauty: Elke Sommer.

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In my opinion, I think she's one of the two 60's sex symbols that is so beautiful you just want to have causal sex with them (the other one is just below here). Along with Sommer is Asian actress Nancy Kwan

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and in her last movie, Sharon Tate. When asked once on why he took the role of Matt Helm, Dean Martin said, "I wanted to play Hamlet and all I got was this!"

Here is a scene near the end of the movie in which Tate's character checks to see if the river is deep and she gets wet! (Is she wearing bell bottoms?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhLOTIK4jy0
HUGH "BULLDOG" DRUMMOND

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Coming out of Great Britain the character of Hugh "Bulldog" Drummond was in some ways the foreign version of Derek Flint. While it gave British actor Richard Johnson some fame.

Deadlier Than the Male

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Released in England in 1966 and then in America early in 1967 the spy spoof comedy Deadlier Than the Male begins with two women: Irma Eckman (Elke Sommer again) and Penelope (Yugoslavian born actress Sylvia Koscina).

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Irma has parachuted off a jet plane (and blew it up in the process!) and landed in an island with Penelope where they kill men while in cheap two piece swimwear!

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Cut to London: We meet Hugh "Bulldog" Drummond-investigator and karate expert.

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He takes up the case along with his nephew and finds out that the women are working for Carl Petersen (Nigel Green-who was in The Ipcress File and would co-star with Sommer in the last Matt Helm film)

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and he wants to take over the oil business. He lives in a castle with a life-size chessboard and giant chess pieces. Things get really odd from there. I really like this movie for two reasons: One is Elke Sommer's performance

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and the other is the title song sung by The Walker Brothers (with their troubling lead singer Scott Walker).

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My favorite scene is when Drummond goes into the bedroom where Irma is staying. She has just taken off her dress and is in a bra (very cheap looking) and half slip.

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They both start to kiss on the bed before he gets up. And just when it appears that they are about to have sex, Irma grabs the back of his head, kisses him again...and slaps him!

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Before putting back on her dress to go back to the table for dinner again. Man, that was cold! Like rounding third and being tagged out. Then there's the ending and for those who haven't seen it yet, I can't tell you what happens because it is a surprise and I was amazed by how it was done. As for Johnson's performance I think he does a decent job.

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Here from YouTube is the film's opening credits accompanied by the title song from The Walker Brothers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQA2CR2oGZ4
And here is a scene shortly after the credits end when Irma and Penelope kill a man with a spear gun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brGO92oo_co
Some Girls Do

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Two years after Deadlier Than the Male was released in the U.S. a sequel followed: Some Girls Do. This time around Drummond (Johnson)

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is summoned the investigation of two more women: Helga Hagen (Dahlia Lavi again)

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and Pandora (Beba Loncar). They have killed men because they've been hired by Carl Petersen (this time played by James Villiers and if you recall in Deadlier Than the Male he was knocked unconscious by his life-sized chess pieces) who wants to buy a airplane company that is developing a spy plane. For this to happen he's built robots that look like women. It's up to Drummond to stop this before it gets worse. The sequel was so-so while it marked the debut for Joanna Lumbly. Both movies were directed by Ralph Thomas.

Now for the individual spy spoofs:

The Liquidator

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Like the Matt Helm films The Liquidator was a spy spoof that was based on a novel. Released in 1965 Rod Taylor stars as Boysie Oakes-an ordinary man and former World War II pilot, who is given the job as 'The Liquidator' and to kill bad people after when the British security organization loses some of their men because they suddenly quit. Oakes' next target is Macintosh (the always stunning Jill St. John)

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who just happens to be the secretary to Oakes' boss Mostyn (Trevor Howard) as a way to rub his face in the cement.

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But when she meets him in Monte Carlo Oakes starts to really love her

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but all that changes when they get to Nice, France; where agents try to seize him after his plot to kill Macintosh was leaked.

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The movie featured the title song that was sung by Shirley Bassey and Lalo Schrifin (who wrote among them-the "Mission: Impossible" TV theme and the score for the second Matt Helm film) did the music score.

Modesty Blaise

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This other spy spoof was based first on a comic strip and then novels from Peter O'Connell. Modesty Blaise is somewhat important to know that it marked the return of the heroine on screen. Released in 1966 and directed by Joseph Losey, it begins with Blaise (Italian actress Monica Vitti)

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who is hired by the British government and its agent (Harry Andrews) to stop Gabirel (Dirk Bogarde) a jewel thief who is brewing trouble.

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For help Blaise calls upon Willy Garvin (Terrence Stamp)

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but it takes a while for him to jump the case. Through it all they would succeed.

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I saw this the first time and I thought it was one of the worst movies I ever saw. But when I saw it again I thought it was actually okay. But there's one thing that really bothers me: What was director Losey thinking of letting Vitti be (in her own blonde hair) in the same persona that she was in director Michaelangelo Antonionni's films and not as Modesty Blaise.

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I know she looks good in the short black hair. Why not the whole film? Then there is the fact that Bogarde sports white hair and then in the film's climax he takes it off to reveal his own black hair. Are you kidding me? Also of note Rossella Falk as Gabirel's assassin Mrs. Fothergill; who punishes a mime and kills him by strangling him with her knees! One good part is the musical score from John Dankworth and the duo David & Jonathan provide the vocals for the main title. Very weird spy spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkldynZx8Lk
Here is the scene in which Fothergill strangles a mime to death with her knees. Don't believe me? See it for yourself (above)

Casino Royale

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The success of James Bond was based on the novels from Ian Fleming. But when producer Charles Feldman brought the rights to the first Bond novel Casino Royale (since that Bond producers Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman didn't own it) he knew that the only way to spoof James Bond was to do James Bond. With a catch: Hired a big cast.

Here are the movie's opening credits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YmXYaAtE34
Plus, there were five directors (!) including John Huston. The movie begins with an aging James Bond (David Niven)

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who is persued by several agents (played by Huston, Charles Boyer, William Holden, and Kurt Kasznar) to come out of retirement for one more mission and that is to stop Le Chriffre (Orson Welles) from taking over the world.

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The cast includes Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble, Ursula Andress (the other 60's beauty that I feel is so beautiful you just want to have casual sex with them) as Vesper Lynd,

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Woody Allen (!) as Bond's nephew Jimmy,

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Joanna Pettet as Niven's daughter Mata, Dahlia Lavi (the go-to girl!), George Raft, Deborah Kerr (as in 'Car'), Anjelica Huston (the director's daughter), Jacqueline Bisset (as Miss Goodthighs!),

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Barbara Bouchet, Terrence Cooper, and in a bit role, Peter O'Toole.

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Some believe this was as crazy as any 60's movie could get; most notably the ending in which after the casino showdown between Niven and Welles, seven of the main characters (as well as the whole cast) are killed! Although there were five directors the real one seemed to be producer Feldman-who was using his co-stars from his previous movie What's New Pussycat? (Sellers, O'Toole, Andress, and Allen).

Here is the ending for your enjoyment. And as what Gil Scott Heron said in his song of that time: "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (no, but it WILL be filmed!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YmXYaAtE34
Fathom

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Raquel Welch was unquestionably the hottest actress in the last half of the decade. So when 20th Century Fox asked her to played the title role in the spy comedy Fathom she naturally took it. Welch plays Fathom Harvill

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-a dentist assistant who is also a professional skydiver.

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While in Spain to prepare for a dive she gets into trouble when an agent from Scotland asks her of the whereabouts of a miniature nuclear bomb known as "The Firedragon." More trouble ensues when Fathom lands on the house of Peter Merriweather (Tony Franciosa) an American investigator. She overhears the plot to nab the elusive item and it leads to her being caught by Peter. Then Fathom comes face to face with Serapkin (Clive Revill-he played Dirk Bogarde's accountant in Modesty Blaise ) a mysterious, bearded scientist who wants the dragon. I saw this movie and I liked it. Welch wearing a lime bikini,

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along with earrings that exploded when dropped, caused a fashion craze. Not to mention being chased by a bull.

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Here from YouTube is the film's opening credits designed by Maurice Binder:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4yOkkhnZ8
The second clip is in which Fathom receives her mission on a boat and wearing her ballyhooed bikini:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ1w_PP1eac
And the last clip involves Welch getting chased by a bull in a bullfighting ring:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj1ulqC_n34
Well, that is it. Part 2 will be coming shortly.